Thursday, June 16, 2016

THE TALE OF A DOCTOR-WIFE (A HUMOROUS POEM)


































                      1)             As a doctor she earned name and fame
                                She hiked her fee and none to blame
                                A stingy woman with growing greed
                                Not many children she has to feed.                
  
                   2)          Her husband is a teacher poor
                                An innocent guy at heart so pure           
                                His weakness lies in eating more
                                A hearty glutton up to the core.

                   3)         His  wife viewed him with angry frown
                               When ever he came from his town
                               As day by day he did grow fat
                               About his weight he never thought.

                   4)        She cut his daily portion down
                              "Don't eat too much", she roared with frown
                              The teacher's belly yearned for more
                               He waited till she crossed the door.






                    














                 5)              Out he went to have his fill
                                  A lot of dishes gave him thrill
                                 The doctor-wife found out his plot
                                  For two days did she give him naught.

                 6)             She tried to cut him down to size
                                 With her clinical techniques wise
                                 She checked his weight on weighing tool
                                 She treated him as a corpulent fool.

                 7)            She bade him do all domestic chores
                                She gave him dry bread, nothing more ;
                                The teacher went back to his town                
                                He hated her harsh commanding tone.  

                 8)           The teacher stayed in a smaller town
                               Far, far away from doctor's frown
                               Once in a month he used to meet
                               His doctor-wife with a box of sweets.

                9)          The teacher looked for recipe books
                              He keenly practiced how to cook
                             Tasty dishes in various ways
                              Immersed in cooking days and days.

              10)          He made his home a sweet retreat
                             Where he did cook many a sweet
                             He gave a few to friends to taste
                             He ate with ecstasy all the rest.

              11)          A country wench by chance he met
                             A poor widow who used to sweat
                            To tend her child she used to cook
                             A fancy for her the teacher took.

              12)         She cooked for him with superb skill
                            The teacher ate his food with thrill
                            She found her way into his heart
                             By her simple culinary art.

              13)         The teacher treated the widow's lad
                            With liberal gifts and made him glad
                            The rustic cook with her cooking ways
                            Made him enjoy her meals always.         

             14)           The doctor-wife felt little regard
                             Enraged she frowned and did discard
                             Her gluttonous husband fat at once
                             She viewed him as a useless dunce.

             15)          Far from his former wife's sharp gaze
                            Far from confusing urban maze
                            With his rustic wife in a cottage-den
                            He found at last his delicious heaven.


                                  
                     

   
     
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Note : Enjoy reading this humorous poem which is meant to entertain and not meant to hurt with disdain. There is an undercurrent of moral tone which suggests that marital happiness depends not on wealth or status but on mutual understanding and giving value to other's ideas and opinions. 

16th June, 2016                                                       Somaseshu Gutala

                                   
          
             



                                          
                            


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